Today’s the day where the entire country comes together to celebrate one very special city: Columbus, Ohio. We’re actually the only city in the United States to have its very own national holiday. So whether you get the day off work or not, you should still spend a little bit of time today reflecting upon our fair city, taking pride in our various communities, and mass-emailing, twittering, and facebooking your out-of-towner friends and telling them to “suck it” since their inferior city doesn’t have a holiday.
Happy Columbus Day, everyone!